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Saw this picture on imgur and just had to post it here, because this is without a doubt, one of the most badass women alive. Meet Katrina Hodge, a corporal in the British Army and Miss England 2009. According to Wikipedia, she enlisted back in 2004 after her brother challenged her to and earned the nickname “Combat Barbie” after showing up at her assigned unit wearing false eyelashes, kitten heels (whatever those are) and carry a pink suitcase. In 2005 her unit, the Royal Anglian Regiment, was deployed to Iraq, where she saved the lives of her comrades from a prisoner by wrestling not one, but two rifles from him and then knocking his ass out with her bare hands.

With her bare hands.

Then in 2009, she decided to compete in the Miss England competition to destroy stereotypes about women in the military. She didn’t win (she placed runner-up), but still became Miss England after the woman who did got into a fight and gave up the crown. While Miss England, Hodge convinced the people running the competition to ditch the bikini contest, because she felt that it was more important to be a role model than looking good in a bikini.

In 2010, she handed over the crown and returned to military service, being deployed to Afghanistan.

This woman is both a BAMF and a HBIC. Damn.

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BADASS.

FYI, these are kitten heels:

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Oh my god, this woman is AMAZING. <3 <3 <3

Anybody who thinks femmes are weak needs to be SCHOOLED.

HEY EVERYBODY have a goddamn piece of this because this defies all the stereotypes

I wanna see her kick ass, specifically sexist pricks

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I’ve seen this image going around, and I feel compelled to point out that it’s only half-right. It’s true that high heels were originally a masculine fashion, but they weren’t originally worn by butchers - nor for any other utilitarian purpose, for that matter.

High heels were worn by men for exactly the same reason they’re worn by women today: to display one’s legs to best effect. Until quite recently, shapely, well-toned calves and thighs were regarded as an absolute prerequisite for male attractiveness. That’s why you see so many paintings of famous men framed to show off their legs - like this one of George Washington displaying his fantastic calves:

… or this one of Louis XIV of France rocking a fabulous pair of red platform heels (check out those thighs!):

… or even this one of Charles I of England showing off his high-heeled riding boots - note, again, the visual emphasis on his well-formed calves:

In summary: were high heels originally worn by men? Yes. Were they worn to keep blood off their feet? No at all - they were worn for the same reason they’re worn today: to look fabulous.

so then how did they become a solo feminine item of attire?

A variety of reasons. In France, for example, high heels fell out out of favour in the court of Napoleon due to their association with aristocratic decadence, while in England, the more conservative fashions of the Victorian era regarded it as indecent for a man to openly display his calves.

But then, fashions come and go. The real question is why heels never came back into fashion for men - and that can be laid squarely at the feet of institutionalised homophobia. Essentially, heels for men were never revived because, by the early 20th Century, sexually provocative attire for men had come to be associated with homosexuality; the resulting moral panic ushered in an era of drab, blocky, fully concealing menswear in which a well-turned calf simply had no place - a setback from which men’s fashion has yet to fully recover.

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Tea leaves collected from Boston harbor the morning after the Boston Tea Party. 

Label reads:

Tea that was gathered up on the Shore of Dorchester Neck on the morning after the destruction of the three Cargos at Boston December 17, 1773.”

i’m so pleased that this means someone during the event was like “yeah this is probably gonna be historically interesting” and just ran out there with, like, what, a net? some cloth? fishing around in the fucking bay to collect tea to put in a bottle? you go, buddy

Good job, anonymous 18th century person.  Your commitment to historic preservation pleases me.

(Source: hoover.archives.gov)

62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.

  • 1. Tony is not allowed to replace the entire contents of the cafeteria with pop-tarts just because Thor has declared it the ‘food of the gods.’

  • 2. Natasha is not allowed to interrogate new S.H.I.E.L.D. employees and dispose of the ones she deems unworthy.

  • 3. Clint is not allowed to continue insisting that is the final step of the interview process to terrified new hires.

  • 4. Tony is not allowed to broadcast sing-along songs into the Hulk-cage, no matter amusing he finds teaching Hulk “Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around”

  • 5. Clint is not allowed to put the security feed of the Hulk’s Teddy Bear dance on Youtube.

  • 6. Bruce is not allowed to hack into personnel files to look up blackmail material on Director Fury.

  • 7. Tony is not allowed to insist that he’s already done so and that Fury’s middle name is Rainbow Sprinkles…. Because it isn’t.

  • 8. Thor is not allowed to be naked at Headquarters. Ever.

  • 9. Steve is not allowed to address any female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents as ‘little lady,’ ‘broad,’ or ‘dame.’ It only ends in getting slapped.

  • 10. Agent Coulson’s name isn’t “Mom.”

  • 11. Director Fury should never again be addressed as “Dad”

  • 12. Agent Hill is not the Avenger’s wicked stepmother.

  • 13. Clint is not allowed to lurk in the shadowy rafters spying on people, unless specifically instructed to do so for an official S.H.I.E.L.D. sanctioned mission.

  • 14. ‘Operation Irritate the Fuck Out of Nick Fury’ is not an official mission, no matter what Tony or Natasha say to the contrary.

  • 15. Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots.

  • 16. Debriefings should not be followed by tequila shots.

  • 17. There are to be no shots of any kind during debriefings.

  • 18. Thor and Hulk will wait to fight until after the battle is over.

  • 19. Tony Stark is not God’s gift to women.

  • 20. The Avengers do not need matching uniforms.

  • 21. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to have a contest to see who can make a bigger “boom” in the lab.

  • 22. Thor is not allowed to join in and make the biggest boom with his hammer.

  • 23. The Avengers will not be celebrating Steve’s 94th birthday.

  • 24. The laboratory is not Tony and Bruce’s ‘Super Secret Genius Clubhouse.’ They are not allowed to bar entry to employees based on IQ test results.

  • 25. The Avengers are not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.

  • 26. Iron Man is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.

  • 27. Tony Stark is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.

  • 28. Thor is not allowed to ‘bring down the wrath of Odinson’ on the person who ate the last package of pop-tarts.

  • 29. Pants are not optional at team meetings.

  • 30. ‘Pepper said it was okay’ is not a good enough reason to defy a director order from command.

  • 31. The words “What’s the worst that could happen?” are never to be uttered on a mission ever again.

  • 32. MC Hammer did not write Thor a theme song.

  • 33. Gumby is not the love child of Bruce Banner and Reed Richards.

  • 34. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to impersonate members of the clergy ever again. Ever.

  • 35. Blasting ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ at top volume into Bruce’s room on loop overnight is not an effective way to suppress the Hulk.

  • 36. Hawkeye is not sitting in the rafters waiting to pick off people playing Galaga on their computer during work hours.

  • 37. Tony is not allowed to bribe Natasha and Clint to physically, emotionally or psychologically torture General Ross for being ‘a great big douchebucket’ and ‘being mean to Brucie-kins.’

  • 38. Steve is ‘Captain America’ not ‘Captain New York and those 49 other, lesser states.’

  • 39. ‘Hulk SMASH!’ is not an effective diplomatic policy.

  • 40. Tony is not allowed to buy the Dodgers and move them back to Brooklyn to apologize for lighting Steve’s hair on fire.

  • 41. The phrase ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor’ never leads anywhere good.

  • 42. It is not funny to dare Bruce to drink three quarts of green food coloring before a urine test.

  • 43. Steve is not to be introduced as ‘Captain Tightpants’ or ‘The All-American Virgin.’

  • 44. The Avengers do not ‘charge into battle, naked like the Celts.’ Except for The Hulk. Sometimes.

  • 45. Natasha’s glare is not in fact fatal. Tony is not allowed to continue implying that it is.

  • 46. Tony is not allowed to convince Bruce to help him make death ray goggles so that it will be.

  • 47. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow the American government, just because they didn’t like the results from the last election.

  • 48. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow any government, without checking in with S.H.I.E.L.D. first.

  • 49. Clint is not allowed to sell Thor any ‘magic beans.’

  • 50. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to try to sell Tony to another planet, even if they are promised really cool new weapons in exchange.

  • 51. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go to any science conferences without a chaperone.

  • 52. A robot Tony built does not count as a chaperone.

  • 53. Nikola Tesla is not a vampire being held in the bowels of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.

  • 54. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go searching for him in the name of Science!

  • 55. Clint’s super-power is not ‘being super-annoying.’

  • 56. The following words and phrases are never to be uttered over communication devices during an active mission ever again:

    “Exploring sexuality,” “Necrophilia,” “It’s getting hot in herr, so take off all your clothes,” “I hate everyone on this mission and I wish they’d die in a fire,” “Nick Fury can go suck on a big bag of sausages,” references to Bruce’s giant stash of weed, mention of anyone’s erection, or “Shawarma.”

  • 57. If it makes Tony giggle for more than 30 seconds, it isn’t allowed.

  • 58. If it makes Natasha crack a smile, it’s probably illegal.

  • 59. Thor taking Jane to see Asgard does not count as an alien abduction. Clint should stop referring to it as such.

  • 60. Just because Bruce agreed to work in Tony’s lab, does not mean he needs to get a “Property of Stark Industries” tattoo.

  • 61. Tony is not allowed to design a robot to draw said tattoo on Bruce when he falls asleep in the lab.

  • 62. Post-mission reports to Director Fury should not start out ‘So let me explain…’

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